kirstenmakestattoos:

Okay guys I can go home happy now, I tattooed Li’l Sebastian from Parks & Rec. THANK YOU, Emily!

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One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.

(Source: dailypawnee)

Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.

(Source: starlourd)

Ok, Listen up folks. We have a security situation here.

(Source: dailypawnee)

(Source: myregularface)

tabby-flenderson:

Binge watching the new season on Netflix.

cnwp:

Found it.

cnwp:

Found it.

sitcomfamily:

…It’s too much information.

sitcomfamily:

…It’s too much information.

(Source: parksandburgers)